First I want to give a shout out to Jake from You Found Jake cause so far he’s one of my most loyal readers.  Hey man I’m sorry I’ve been hella busy lately.  I’m going to install that plugin for the admin interface that makes it hella easier to blog from the iPhone.  That first time I did it was hell.

No to the post.

How has Sex Has Taught Me A Valuable Lesson About Blogging?  Blogging is a lot like having sex because if your not consistent and good people tend to get bored and stray away.  But, if your shit is the bomb then you get loyal stalkers readers like my friend Jake.  You have to be consistent and try not to do the same thing everytime be a little creative give your readers the reach around and after you’ve smoked your cigarette be sure to spoon a little bit.

I’ve learned you have to give it to them exactly how they want it or they won’t cum come at all.  Some like it long, hard, and drawn out and some like quick fast and straight to the point. 

Now that my mind is out the f’ing gutter here’s a few tips.

1. Be creative (don’t do the same shit every time)
2. Be consistent (whether it’s long, hard, and drawn out or it’s quick and fast just do it on a regular basis to keep your readers satisfied)
3. Show your readers some love and they’ll show it back.
4. If you see that your readers respond a certain way remember what you did and do it again, and again, and again.
5. Just be your f’ing yourself!!!

Well folks it’s 3:19 in my world and I’m going to try and kick out another worthless useful posts before I hit the hay. 

P.S. (to the Haters)If you don’t like this posts who cares because I Blog About Whatever The Hell I Want To!

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I’m back from hibernation and back to blogging.  I fell off for a while because I was getting out of the military and didn’t really have time to concentrate on my blog at all.  But I’m back as you can see I got a new theme and I’m still customizing it to my liking just bear with me for just a little bit and I’ll be back in full force.

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