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If It Snows One More Day I’m Going to Slap Someone!

Calvin Harvey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:43:48 +0000

For those of you that don’t know I’m from Detroit, MI and this is my first winter in almost 8 years. I lived in San Diego, CA for almost 5 years and I Yokosuka, Japan for almost 3. It never snows in San Diego and in Japan it snowed one day and by the time I got off work the snow had melted. I’m sick of the f’ing snow! Everytime I think that it’s finally f’ing gone it snows again. My energy bills are high as hell because it’s so freakin cold all the time that I’m forced to run the heat. Again I’m sick of this sh*t. I’m tired of shoveling snow especially when my neighbor accross the street from me has a snowblower and the *sshole snowblows everybodies snow except mine. I think that if it snows again I’m going to slap him. Yes I think that I’ll do that. Hmmm, slap the neighbor that sounds like a good stress reliever. How many of you guys live somewhere where it snows and you are sick of it?

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How Sex Has Taught Me A Valuable Lesson About Blogging

Calvin Harvey — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:22:01 +0000

First I want to give a shout out to Jake from You Found Jake cause so far he’s one of my most loyal readers. Hey man I’m sorry I’ve been hella busy lately. I’m going to install that plugin for the admin interface that makes it hella easier to blog from the iPhone. That first time I did it was hell.

No to the post.

How has Sex Has Taught Me A Valuable Lesson About Blogging? Blogging is a lot like having sex because if your not consistent and good people tend to get bored and stray away. But, if your shit is the bomb then you get loyal ~~stalkers~~ readers like my friend Jake. You have to be consistent and try not to do the same thing everytime be a little creative give your readers the reach around and after you’ve smoked your cigarette be sure to spoon a little bit.

I’ve learned you have to give it to them exactly how they want it or they won’t ~~cum~~ come at all. Some like it long, hard, and drawn out and some like quick fast and straight to the point.

Now that my mind is out the f’ing gutter here’s a few tips.

Be creative (don’t do the same shit every time)
Be consistent (whether it’s long, hard, and drawn out or it’s quick and fast just do it on a regular basis to keep your readers satisfied)
Show your readers some love and they’ll show it back.
If you see that your readers respond a certain way remember what you did and do it again, and again, and again.
Just be your f’ing yourself!!!

Well folks it’s 3:19 in my world and I’m going to try and kick out another ~~worthless~~ useful posts before I hit the hay.

P.S. (to the Haters)If you don’t like this posts who cares because I Blog About Whatever The Hell I Want To!

Bloggin from Vegas

Calvin Harvey — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:15:34 +0000

What’s the deal people I’m blogging from the Las Vegas airport and I’m bored as hell! Some funny smelling man just asked me to turn the music down on my iPhone and I’m not in the mood at all. I’m coming from visiting my two boys in sunny San Dizzle (San Diego, CA) is was a good but sad weekend because I didn’t want to leave them but, I had no choice. Anyway the weather was a wonderful break from the extra cold ass weather in Detroit, MI my hometown where it has been cold as he’ll for the past few weeks. I’m talking low single digits 4 and 5 degrees! Even though it was good to see my boys maybe this wasn’t the best weekend to leave because my “girl” friend thinks I’m going to get back with my soon to be ex-wife. I think that she was kinda pissed but didn’t say anything because I was going to see my boys. I went picture crazy because I didn’t have any recent pictures of my sons so I went spent $200 on pics. I was only supposed to spend $40 dollars but my boys are supermodels and I just couldn’t resist buying all the poses. I was also in the photos and I’m pretty good looking too if you asked me. Anywho I’m done rambling for now I’ll update with pics asap. Peace

–Blogged from my iPhone–

Google PR4: B!%$H I Might Be!

Calvin Harvey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:11:10 +0000

When I first started my blog back up at the beginning of the month I checked my Google Page Rank and it was zero. I checked it today and I’m at a Google PageRank of 4. So I’m going to start some kind of contest giving away freeeeee links. It’ll probably take me a few days to think up some prizes and how I want to do the contest. I’ll probably be giving away some links too. Stay tuned.

If Your Name Is On This List: Your Blog Sucks!

Calvin Harvey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:14:43 +0000

These blogs don’t really suck these are my favorite blogs that I read quite often. I’m just bored trying to create some buzzzzzzzzzz! The blogs are really good reads and have very,very useful information. I would definitely check them out if I was you! I didn’t mean any harm guys just having fun!

Vote For Tyler

Calvin Harvey — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:07:17 +0000

Tyler Cruz of TylerCruz.com is having a contest between him and one of his good buddies Gyutae Park of Winning The Web. They are seeing who can get the most votes. My vote is going to Tyler because his prizes are better and his logo is kewl.

The prizes are as follows:

The Prizes

3 lucky winners will each receive $100 via PayPal from the loser of the contest, who we hope will be Gyutae.

In addition, for each person who votes for Tyler, He’s giving out the following prizes:

~~100~~ 150 Entrecard credits
A plug back to each blog that votes for Tyler

Therefore, if you vote for Tyler, you’re guaranteed 150 Entrecard credits, a plug of your blog, and 3 chances to win $100 cash!

To get the full contest details and criteria for entering the contest please visit Tyler’s original post.

Guess Who’s Back?

Calvin Harvey — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:18:13 +0000

I’m back from hibernation and back to blogging. I fell off for a while because I was getting out of the military and didn’t really have time to concentrate on my blog at all. But I’m back as you can see I got a new theme and I’m still customizing it to my liking just bear with me for just a little bit and I’ll be back in full force.